“I used to believe in destiny. I’d go to the bagel place, see a pretty girl in line reading my favorite novel, whistling the song that’s been stuck in my head all week and I’d think, “Wow, hey, maybe she’s the one!” Now I think, “I just know that bitch is gonna take the last Whole Wheat Everything Bagel.””
-Ted Mosby
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Source: tvguide.com